That was funny! She sounds like me though, and probably you too if you are from Texas. Where are you from?
I was born in Houston, but lived out near Spring/Tomball, west of Houston for most of that time. Still here.
Well, I can talk like a true Texian when I've a mind to, but most of the time I have a more neutral accent. My parents were both from Kansas and I ended up with more of a Midwestern sound. But I'm proud to be from Weatherford (close to Fort Worth), home of the world's largest watermelon and the Parker County Peach Festival! Yeehaw! :)