Guests at last weekend's Gridiron dinner in D.C. are still chuckling over President Bush's line about how he planned to oust North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. "Through six-party talks, we convince him to hold a presidential election," dead-panned Dubya, "and then we send [Democratic campaign adviser] Bob Shrum over to help him." Shrum has at least eight major presidential defeats to his credit. But maybe W. hadn't heard that Shrum's current clients include Bush buddy PM Tony Blair...
.... (Rosie O'Donnell) is still her own largest target. "My son said, 'It's so embarrassing having you talk all the time on TV about being gay and you picking me up at school in painter's pants.' I told him, 'Yeah, yeah, keep it for your book.'" Rush & Molloy
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