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I'm not usually one for showbiz news, but I thought that this might be found as amusing to some.
1 posted on 03/12/2005 10:46:23 AM PST by Stoat
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not only that, but where's his scalp? Most normal humans regardless of race have a scalp that can be seen through their hair....


2 posted on 03/12/2005 10:48:40 AM PST by MikefromOhio (Silly Hippies, Bush Won!!!!)
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The second hairless picture is a big improvement.


3 posted on 03/12/2005 10:49:58 AM PST by BJungNan (Have a look at GoGov.com)
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I said that weeks ago. Of course I was a wig stylist!


4 posted on 03/12/2005 10:50:53 AM PST by SweetCaroline (I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me...Philippians 4:13)
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fragile mental state?! Gimme a break. Fragile hairline is more like it.


5 posted on 03/12/2005 10:51:32 AM PST by Fudd Fan (MaryJo Kopechne needed an "exit strategy")
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The Sun, always at the cutting edge of news.


6 posted on 03/12/2005 10:51:44 AM PST by everydayislikesunday
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Gitin wiggy wid it.


7 posted on 03/12/2005 10:52:14 AM PST by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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JACKSON’S pals fear the pressures of the trial may cause him to kill himself. Sources close to the singer said his back problem was really a symptom of his fragile mental state.

Wigged out or not, he will not off himself. He might make a gesture like take some pills and wash it down with alcohol while phoning several friends and family, but he will not kill himself.

Why? Because women attempt suicide about 10X more often than men, but men succed more/attempt. Men shoot themselves or sit in a running car in their garage. Women make the gesture. And he ain't a guy.

8 posted on 03/12/2005 10:52:28 AM PST by Pharmboy ("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
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I'm surprised your post didn't say, "Ha ha! Made ya look!"
11 posted on 03/12/2005 10:57:40 AM PST by rockrr (Revote or Revolt! It's up to you Washington!)
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Call me crazy, but I think his nose is fake too.


14 posted on 03/12/2005 11:00:33 AM PST by Fintan (Am I indecisive? Well, yes and no...)
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...he wears a WIG.....a wig is fake hair....

Heck, that ain't the worst part,,,,,Michael Jackson wears a fake face.

15 posted on 03/12/2005 11:01:55 AM PST by B.O. Plenty (Liberalism is terminal.......)
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To legal eagles out there: is it normal for a judge to allow the defendant in a criminal trial to appear in the courtroom in disguise---wig, makeup? Also---how about pajamas? Judge Judy throws women out for midriff-baring tanks. I am sure she would not allow pj's.


17 posted on 03/12/2005 11:07:32 AM PST by gg188
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And now the real truth of the matter is finally coming out:

23 posted on 03/12/2005 11:32:06 AM PST by Yossarian (Remember: NOT ALL HEART ATTACKS HAVE TRADITIONAL SYMPTOMS)
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... and here I thought this was common knowlege.

Wow.

26 posted on 03/12/2005 12:01:02 PM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
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What? you mean black men don't have flowing tresses...


27 posted on 03/12/2005 12:19:29 PM PST by SouthernFreebird
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I read this whole thread, hoping to get an explanation of the following:

Wacko Jacko’s mad dash to court in his pyjamas is said to have let the cat out of the bag on his syrup.

Photos of the star’s bonce appeared to show a mesh cap with false hair sewn in.

What the heck does this mean?

28 posted on 03/16/2005 8:52:48 PM PST by Dianna
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