[peacebaby]

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady's after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
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>He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
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>She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
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>The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?"
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>She says, "That he did, Father..."
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>The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
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>She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun!'
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[llevrok]

Father Kelley had just completed his Sunday Mass. One of his best ever. As he stood on the church steps wishing all his children a "Fine Sunday", Father heard a loud kerfuffle from the field next to the church school.

"Now who could be fightin' on this wonderful Sunday?", thought Father. "I'll have to go see!"

In the field were two leprechauns, pushing, shoving and shouting at each other

"T'was!

T'was not! Back and forth they went.

Father Kelley pulled the boys apart and asked, "Alright! Alright, boys. Why on God's green earth would two of his finest leprechauns be arguin' on such a beautiful Sunday?"

Sean, the smaller of the two looked up to Father Kelley and replied, "Father?! Is there such a thing as a leprechaun nun?"

"I'm sorry to tell you both. There is no such a thing as leprechaun nun. Sorry, Sean."

At that, the other leprechaun starts it up again,"See?! I told you, Sean!!! You were romancin' a penguin!!"

T'was not!

T'was so.......

[processing please hold]

She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun!'

I love Friday sillies.