[r-q-tek86]

A man walks in to his lawyer's office and tells the receptionist "I'm here to see Mr. Thorne, my lawyer"

The receptionist replies "I'm sorry, sir, Mr. Thorne was killed this morning in a horrible accident."

The man nods and leaves.

The next day, the man comes back and again says "I'm here to see Mr. Thorne, my lawyer"

The receptionist says "I am SORRY, sir, but as I told you yesterday, Mr. Thorne was killed."

The man, once again, nods and leaves.

The next day, the man is back. "I'm here to see Mr. Thorne, my lawyer"

"SIR, I TOLD YOU THAT MR. THORNE IS DEAD... HE WAS KILLED IN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT"

"I know... I just like hearing it"

[ArGee]

Unfortunately, I have not been able to confirm the rumor that the world's longest law firm name is:

Swing, Lowe, Sweet, Cherry, Ott, Cummings, Fortner, Carry, Meade, and Holmes.

Shalom.

[peacebaby]

good one!

[Reaganesque]

I got one similar to yours:

A man walks into the law firm of Cohen, Berkowitz and Lipschitz.

Man: Hello. May I speak with Mr. Cohen, please?

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, Mr. Cohen is out of town.

Man: Well then, may I speak with Mr. Berkowitz?

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, he's out of town as well.

Man: Oh well, may I speak with Mr. Lipschitz then?

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, but he is tied up.

Man: Well...alright, I'll come back tomorrow.

(next day)

Man: Good morning! May I speak with Mr. Cohen, please?

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, Mr. Cohen is out of town.

Man: Well then, may I speak with Mr. Berkowitz?

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, he's out of town as well.

Man: Oh well, may I speak with Mr. Lipschitz then?

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, but he is tied up.

Man: Hmmm, well...alright, I'll come back tomorrow.

(next day)

Man: Hello, agian. May I speak with Mr. Cohen, please?

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, Mr. Cohen is out of town.

Man: Well then, may I speak with Mr. Berkowitz?

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, he's out of town as well.

Man: Oh well, may I speak with Mr. Lipschitz then?

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, but he is tied up.

Man: Now wait a minute! I've come in here the last three days and you've given me the same line every time. I'm really losing my patience here! Is this some sort of joke?

Receptionist: No sir, no joke. Every time Mr. Cohen and Mr. Berkowitz go out of town, they tie up Mr. Lipschitz.