[TrueKnightGalahad]

Coming so late to the OFST today, I'm amazed that no-one has commented on a glaring omission in the Standard Disclaimer: there is no warning that the thread might contain nuts, nut products, nut dust, etc! As any trial lawyer will tell you, contact with nuts may be harmful, and even deadly, to people with allergies to them -- and this thread is chock-a-block with nuts from beginning to end! I'm open to any and all settlement offers for relinquishing my Right to Sue (I'm sure it's somewhere in the Constitution) -- donations of chocolate being particularly acceptable. :-)

[Fierce Allegiance]

How dare you insult something I lifted from others!

"I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. World-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, supersized stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity. I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of stupidity that we know. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity."


:) Just kidding!