Posted on 03/11/2005 8:16:15 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance
Does Yo Yo Ma's friends call him Yo as in, "Yo! Adrienne?"
21-30-by.
Would Rocky great him with "Yo, Yo!"
I think this one has already been featured on the OFST but, did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi who went around saying "Yo"?
Shalom.
Lololol
I love Friday sillies.
ROTFLMAO.
Monday: No OFST. D@mn!
Tuesday: No OFST. D@mn!
Wednesday: No OFST. D@mn!
Thursday: No OFST. D@mn!
Friday: OFST pings me. Hot d@mn!
Question: Why is d@mn bad but hot d@mn good? Is d@mn like apple pie?
Just curious.
Shalom.
Another time waster.
http://www.123games.dk/game/other/goldminer/goldminer.htm
Question: Why is d@mn bad but hot d@mn good? Is d@mn like apple pie?
Good question.
I think we did pretty good today!!!
Don't tell any one,R...I say dam instead and fool every one all the time!
I like the disclaimer. To prove I read it all "Remove foil before insertion" was my favorite bit.
You left out "Celebrity remunerated for endorsement."
I had a dog with three legs once. He used to go up to a fencepost and fall over
It was fantastic. Laughing is good for the soul. And I hear it releases some chemical in the body that is beneficial to good health.
We got laughs, and a healthier body. Great combination.
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've got. No problem."
Well , Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So , he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a pep talk, " Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every hen on there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the pigpen. He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.
The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal , shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Randy opens one eye, nods towards the sky and say's , "Shhh. They're getting closer...."
In fact, when I was single back when the earth was flat, a "criterium" for entering into a relationship was whether I could see my date convulsed in laughter (I was going to say "rolling on the floor laughing" but good girls don't do that on the first date!)
A farmer has an old rooster. Egg production is down and he fears his old boy is getting too aged to keep up the pace.
The farmer buys a new, young rooster and turns him out into the barnyard.
The two roosters meet and start to talk. The younger says to the older that he can handle many more hens a day than the older rooster. The older one says the only way to settle who has stamina is to race around the barn yard until the weaker one drops.
Off they go with the older rooster holding a slight lead over the junior rooster
About that time, the farmer comes out of the barn and sees the younger rooster chasing the elder one. He runs into the house and gets his shot gun, goes outside and blows the younger rooster away.
Back into the house he goes and says to his wife, "Dang! That's the third gay rooster I've had to shoot this month!!!"
Some do....I didn't say I did, but some do. :-)
Good one...LOLOLOLOLOL
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