**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD!!!! ****

3/11/05 | All

[Fierce Allegiance]

A title search for silliness always works for me. Here's last weeks.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1356018/posts

[r-q-tek86]

BTW ArGee,

Did your daughter get to see last week's OFST after I took down the "Easter's Cancelled" photo?

Since people are looking for last week's thread, is it safe to repost the picture?

[Fierce Allegiance]

Tater Salad!

[peacebaby]

>McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
>
>When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
>
>"S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, "what was that all about?"
>
>"Nothin', said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"
>

[peacebaby]

me thinks you think too much, ArGee. Does that noggin of yours hurt sometimes? :' ]

[processing please hold]

The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Sh*thead?"

I know what you mean. What kind of a family reunion would it be without the occasional fisticuffs?

[AnOldCowhand]

But what does it mean to be whelmed?

Unngghhh. I'm still working on GRUNTLED.

By-the-by; How'd you make out with the Mrs. and that wine problem last week?

[processing please hold]

I'm blind!!!!

My optometrist/lawyer will be giving you a call.

[ArGee]

I wonder about "discombobulated"... can one be "combobulated"?... or maybe just "bobulated"?

As this question was posed ArGee got a sudden mental image of Lorena Bobbit and was removed, screaming, from his cubicle.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

I wonder about "discombobulated"... can one be "combobulated"?... or maybe just "bobulated"?

Speaking of which, I work in a cubicle.

I wonder what the testers work in?

Shalom.

[peacebaby]

Jeff Foxworthy' word of the month: sensuous.

His usage of the word of the month: Hey, hon, sins-you-was-up, how 'bout gittin me a beer.

[ArGee]

Since people are looking for last week's thread, is it safe to repost the picture?

I thank you for pulling it down. She enjoyed herself. The thread is now safe for roadkill bunnies.

Shalom.

[Dashing Dasher]

I just saw, "They call me Tater Salad" on DVD and laughed out loud the entire time!

Ron White is hilarious!

***** five stars - if you get a chance to see him!

[ArGee]

me thinks you think too much, ArGee. Does that noggin of yours hurt sometimes? :' ]

Not as long as I keep the duct tape handy.

On the other hand, it used to explode all the time when I would try to figure out Maureen Dowd columns.

There just isn't enough duct tape for a Maureen Dowd column.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

By-the-by; How'd you make out with the Mrs. and that wine problem last week?

It was a real stumper. I finally used the mis-direction approach with, "I didn't mean all women, dear, just you."

She quit asking after that.

Shalom.

[trisham]

That is one scary cat.

[r-q-tek86]

So as not to keep your daughter from enjoying this week's OFST, I will simply link to last week...

Easter is... once again... cancelled

[llevrok]

Do bees get hay fever?

[E Rocc]

Ron White is hilarious!

Ah wahs drunk in a bar. They threw me in public!

-Eric

[ArGee]

When someone is mad at you, why do they yell, "GET F****D!" ??

Isn't that kind of like yelling, "WIN THE LOTTERY!"

Shalom.