Can I have any guns you may own before you go?
That's an interesting town. They changed the name to Greenville based on the town's overwhelming support for Ralph Nader in the 2000 election.
Hey, now, that's not quite true! When you (a Missouri Synod Lutheran) asked about Robinson, Illinois, I recommended the LCMS pastor there to you. Well, guess what? I happen to know the LCMS pastor in Greenville, Illinois, too! Just ran into him yesterday here in St. Louis. So you're doing fine, being there in small-town Illinois.
Are you the Artist Formerly Known, and Now Known Again, as Prince?