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Any and all advice will be welcome
1 posted on 03/07/2005 11:48:12 AM PST by Yak breath
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To: Yak breath

Go to a monastery.


2 posted on 03/07/2005 11:55:47 AM PST by Pyro7480 ("All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - Tolkien)
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To: Yak breath

Skip Spring Break and buy a good spell-check instead.


3 posted on 03/07/2005 11:58:02 AM PST by JennysCool (I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. -Johnny Carson)
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To: Yak breath
Any and all advice will be welcome.

Brush your teeth occasionally, whether or not you think it's needed.

4 posted on 03/07/2005 11:59:38 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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it will be tough to control myself as I see a hole bunch of hot girls walking around in their little bikinis drinking cornonas and margritias


5 posted on 03/07/2005 11:59:43 AM PST by sodpoodle (sparrows are underrated)
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Man, the trolls are getting much less eloquent this year!


7 posted on 03/07/2005 12:01:08 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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Forget about it, stay in school, learn how to spell and go brush your teeth!


8 posted on 03/07/2005 12:01:46 PM PST by WestCoastGal ("Certainly, there is no place like home" | *~~*~~* | Welcome Home Martha!! :-)
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Yak Breath?

With a name like that, no wonder you have bad luck.

9 posted on 03/07/2005 12:01:50 PM PST by Dan from Michigan (Living in the reddest county in East Michigan)
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I'm sorry I didn't save it when I saw it but someone posted a image that had a photo of two men, one atractive, the other not.

Under each it said respectively:
What we're looking for. What's looking for us.

Please post that image again if you know what I'm talking about!


10 posted on 03/07/2005 12:04:50 PM PST by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)
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When you get to Cancun, could you keep an eye out for the moose that bit my sister?


11 posted on 03/07/2005 12:05:32 PM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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As a good conservative I have never kissed a girl and won’t until I am married

Your agenda is showing.

12 posted on 03/07/2005 12:06:16 PM PST by The_Victor (Calvin: "Do tigers wear pajamas?", Hobbes: "Truth is we never take them off.")
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I know this is very hard to do as it will be tough to control myself as I see a hole bunch of hot girls walking around in their little bikinis drinking cornonas and margritias.

I just got back from Cancun. Some of them weren't even wearing bikinis and some of them weren't even able to walk around.

13 posted on 03/07/2005 12:09:07 PM PST by Always Right
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Shut up and eat a quesadilla.


14 posted on 03/07/2005 12:10:23 PM PST by RushCrush (I like America to some extent. -Michael Moore)
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To: Yak breath

How many girls are in that hole?

What kind of corn is in a cornona?

What kind of grits is in the margrita?

And what kind of porcupine shoots taquillas?


15 posted on 03/07/2005 12:14:59 PM PST by najida (The most wonderful sound in the world is a baby's belly laugh.)
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What "Yak breath" doesn't know is that, while he's writing this B.S., some orally hygienic, truly witty Republican guy is charming his girl away from him.


17 posted on 03/07/2005 12:19:54 PM PST by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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Punch as many Federales as you can, spit in their faces, shout "Remember the Alamo!" at the top of your lungs, and we will never hear from you again.


18 posted on 03/07/2005 12:21:42 PM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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"Well I hope you guys give me some good advice...."

Ask UNC for a refund on any and all English 101 courses.

19 posted on 03/07/2005 12:24:39 PM PST by 506trooper (No such thing as too much guns, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
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To: Yak breath
am a junior at the University of North Carolina

My condolences.

I have never kissed a girl

A junior at UNC and never kissed a girl. I'm not surprised. Of course boys are another story.

Also I want to try taquilla

I guess they teach spelling during senior year at UNC.

Well I hope you guys give me some good advice

Stay in Chapel Hill.

21 posted on 03/07/2005 12:34:36 PM PST by cowboyway (My Hero's have always been cowboys.)
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Throw your obvious fears to the wind and get yourself a party babe....


23 posted on 03/07/2005 12:43:53 PM PST by squirt-gun
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Save your money, stay home, get some tequila


24 posted on 03/07/2005 12:47:40 PM PST by stuartcr
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Kiss my sweet lips Yak Breath. Please?


25 posted on 03/07/2005 12:47:48 PM PST by Enterprise (President George W. Bush - the leading insurgent detergent.)
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