[Corin Stormhands]

so I've been busier than a cat under a guava tree

I have no idea what that means.

[Corin Stormhands]

Might as well make this official whilst I'm at it.

Corin will ~not~ be making it to ShootMoot.

~snif~

[RMDupree]

Something my ex-FIL (may he rest in peace) used to say.

I asked him what it meant and he asked me if'n I'd ever been around a guava tree. I replied that I hadn't and he informed me that overripe and rotting guavas on the ground smell exactly like cat crap.

Riddle solved!