Those are actual establishments on the Outer Banks. I am not making this up.
Just be glad I couldn't find the add for the foot long hot dog at the "Crabby Shack."
The mind boggles!
Reminds me of a place in Oregon, just out of Seaside, called "The Crab Pot". It was, unfortunately, a strip joint. I dunno who was the rocket scientist that came up with that name. But one night a bunch of us from the ship decided to investigate.
Lemme tell you... A strip joint has to be *really* scary and nasty to get a whole shipload of sailors to go running for the exits. But... just damn...