[Ramius]

Just be sure I can sit in the middle and that I have a HUGH lifevest.

What? You're not worried about the dreaded Colorado Rivershark?

:-)

OK, ok... just kidding... there's almost no sharks at all in the river.

[RMDupree]

Hardy har har. It is to laugh. :P

You did see those hundreds of sharks swimming north right off my coast, didn't you? Deerfield Beach is shut down until they clear out.