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Posted on 03/05/2005 11:51:13 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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The Indian guy has an "American moniker" too. He asked me to email him about something and I couldn't find his name in the directory. His listed name started with a different letter than what he's called. I'm going..."Uhhhh I couldn't find yer name in the directory."
Apu Nahasapeemapetalan (sp?)
National Geographic Magazine, August 1915
Sowwy...
Good evening...
Terminology has changed over the years. It's "semiautomatic" now. But you won't find any ads for guns in National Geographic any more. Or most other publications.
Ah, ok. Thanks for the clarification.
What? You're boarding pass doesn't say "Ramius?"
We've all been deceived.
Keptin of Soviet "Taifun" Class must be very sneaky with Special Stealth Boarding Pass.
mmmmm....Merlot...
Heh...wife's sister, husband and stepson are here for the night. At dinner Nana said "Do I have any muscle relaxers?" (she did not)
We got her to drink a glass (okay a few sips) of red wine.
It only took 75 years...
itsuh start...
usetuh say that bout me... that wuz many, many moons ago...
yuhknow, metal detectors don't like me neither... but I ain't got any residual steel in muh body that I know of...
she said if she sleeps better, she'll drink some every night...
I told the wife just to mix some Everclear with her cranberry juice.
as well as bein' a basic, all around idjit...
mmmmmmm Everclear.... breakfast of champions...
had it over Lucky Charms once... the marshmallows dissolved instantly...
anyway... a pint a week is whut I prescribe tuh keep nana "happy"...
commie bastiges...
We just want to help her sleep. Cain't get her drunk.
Lord knows the last thing we'd need is fer her tuh fall agin'
(and don't think I didn't see that smart-axe comment)
a nip at bedtime would do her good... Everclear mixes very well with fruit juice...
by the way, the mailbox bashers hit some neighbors last nite... no visible signs of mischief on the bighunkasteel... dagnabit... hopin fer a compound fracture...
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