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Posted on 03/05/2005 10:25:10 AM PST by TASMANIANRED
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To: TASMANIANRED
FUNNY & all too TRUE!
in Camp County, where i hail from, a TRAFFIC JAM is 2 good ole boys stopped at the "caution light" drinking beer & telling LIES!
free dixie,sw
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:15:47 PM PST
by
stand watie
(being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
To: TASMANIANRED
I love grits with a ton of butter! MMMmmmmmmmm
I sent some grits up to a friend in NH, He thought it was the nastiest thing he'd ever ate. Bwahahahahahahahahaha
To: TASMANIANRED
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:16:45 PM PST
by
stand watie
(being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
To: TASMANIANRED
have you tried them w/butter & sugar??? (rotflmRao!)
if so, "ya'll aint from aroun hear".
TRUE STORY from home:
Lindsey L. Hawkins Waggoner once asked my mother:
"Glynn, honey, i married Ralph right after the war, had 4 girls by him, been president of the PTA for YEARS & YEARS, worked for the bank for over 25 years, BUT WHEN is ever'body going to stop callin' me a NEWCOMER?"
i HAD to LOL at that. the answer is NEVER!
free dixie,sw
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:23:32 PM PST
by
stand watie
(being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
To: stand watie
I am from around here but I still don't like grits.
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:25:54 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Certified cause of Post Traumatic Redhead Syndrome)
To: TASMANIANRED
POOR,POOR ya'll!
grits are one of the 5 southron food groups.
the others are grease,pepper,coffee & tobasco.
free dixie,sw
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:32:00 PM PST
by
stand watie
(being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
To: SouthernFreebird; TASMANIANRED
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:42:55 PM PST
by
llevrok
(Don't blame me! I voted for Pedro.)
To: stand watie
I can do 4 of the 5 southron food groups.
I think you left out gravy .
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:43:06 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Certified cause of Post Traumatic Redhead Syndrome)
To: TASMANIANRED
i'd guess i included gravy in GREASE!
btw, what the H is "chicken fried chicken" which PSEUDO-southern cafes suddenly see to have put on their menus????
chicken fried STEAK i know about & love, slathered in cream gravy.
free dixie,sw
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:46:19 PM PST
by
stand watie
(being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
To: Jack Deth
Being named after a beloved Dog is a high honor especially for the 4th or 5th son.
Son one is a Jr, called Jr and not little John like they do up north.
Son 2 has to be named after Mammers Daddy unless he was a no count.
Son number 3 get's named after Uncle Buck or Uncle Ray.
Son number 4, gets honored by Dads favorite dog.
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:48:07 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Certified cause of Post Traumatic Redhead Syndrome)
To: TASMANIANRED
i actually have a cousin whose LEGAL 1st name (his FRONT NAME to folks from across the Sabine) is JUNIOR.
i always figured Doyle (his dad) must have been DRUNK the day he was born/named.
free dixie,sw
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:53:05 PM PST
by
stand watie
(being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
To: stand watie
Maybe he just hated the name Doyle and figured Junior was an improvement.
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:58:05 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Certified cause of Post Traumatic Redhead Syndrome)
To: TASMANIANRED
NOT MUCH OF ONE! rotflmRao!
free dixie,sw
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posted on
03/05/2005 1:58:41 PM PST
by
stand watie
(being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
To: TASMANIANRED
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posted on
03/05/2005 2:03:37 PM PST
by
k2blader
(It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.)
To: stand watie
It's not gravy till you purt near burn the flar in the pan dripins.
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posted on
03/05/2005 2:09:58 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Certified cause of Post Traumatic Redhead Syndrome)
To: llevrok
You can conceal anything in bar bq.
My Daddy made Racoon bar bq once and didn't tell us till the pan was swabbed clean.
Made me a mite angry but it was still good.
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posted on
03/05/2005 2:11:15 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Certified cause of Post Traumatic Redhead Syndrome)
To: llevrok
In reference to my last post,
The worst bar bq I ever had was good.
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posted on
03/05/2005 2:11:50 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Certified cause of Post Traumatic Redhead Syndrome)
To: llevrok
"Bless his heart. He's either got money or a wart"
A WART??
Explain please.
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posted on
03/05/2005 3:28:30 PM PST
by
mlmr
(The "Naked and the Fred"....is back!)
To: TASMANIANRED
3. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four-wheel pick-up with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for. LOL! It's that southern hospitality thing :)
To: MotleyGirl70
Or the perfect opportunity for a "Hold muh beer'n watch this" moment.
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posted on
03/05/2005 4:00:03 PM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(Please be nice; I'm a n00b)
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