*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

3/4/05 | TheBigB

[thag]

Didn't we all??? Only Thag's cereal is high in fiber....

[TheSpottedOwl]

My new desktop wallpaper!!!

[Dad yer funny]

yeah,...looks like Ms Norway has been playin' the STEREO, with Jason,Jose,Barry,and the boyzzz

[Eurotwit]

I have no idea what you are talking about, but Norway won the first goal today.

Cheers.

[firewalk]

Hiya (-:
Thanks for the pings

[ArGee]

how do you think up these things? sheesh!

If I told you, you might end up like me. That would NOT be a good thing.

Shalom.

[peacebaby]

how was Mexico?

[SZonian]

Yea, they're late, but so what.

Here ya go...........

BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

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IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon? "The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????

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CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Hellooooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

Cheers!

[ArGee]

Send that to ArGee and see what his comments are...he'll contemplate those knobs a looonggg time.

I've had that one on my computer for 6 months now. I think I almost understand how the MAN one works.

I'm not sure of the WOMAN one really does.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

how was Mexico?

I didn't make it to Mexico this weekend. I asked one of the yard help and he said it's hot.

Shalom.

[peacebaby]

it sounds like you can drive a coupla hours and be in mexico......uh? Or do you fly?

Must be nice.

I can drive a few hours and be in the mountains or drive 6 hours and be at the beach. That's pretty neat. Never been to Mexico....on my future to-do list. I want to go to Arizona, New Mexico, do the desert thing. Contemplate the sky. Photograph huge rock formations.

Never traveled much.

[MBombardier]

Seen one big rock formation, seen 'em all. Just like the Grand Canyon. Yep--it's a big hole in a bunch of rock. And watch out for the nasty rock critters like snakes and scorpions, as the helpful signs at rest areas say.

[ArGee]

it sounds like you can drive a coupla hours and be in mexico......uh? Or do you fly?

Well, to tell you the honest truth (which I rarely do on silline ...

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Dang ... anybody got a quarter? I don't think I have a quarter. Let me just chec

[peacebaby]

quarter deposited.



what is silline?

[peacebaby]

you might be right about seen one, seen 'em all. But I'd like to give it a try anyway. I find the layers of soil showing the earth's history fascinating. In south Georgia we have a "little Grand Canyon" which shows that this part of Georgia was under water at one time.

Have you ever seen our Stone Mountain in Atlanta?