I hope someone shows Maureen Dowd this article. Might shut her up for a day or two.This article is about older women, not bitter old harpies.
Dowd's a hag, but given her near weekly screeds about how unfair it is that men (that is to say, Michael Douglas) prefer beautiful young women (that is to say, Catherine Zeta Jones) to bitter old harpies (that is to say, Dowd) maybe this article would fool her into taking a few weeks off to hit FL for Spring Break.