[Little Ray]

My wife says she decided she wanted me when I carefully arranged decorated cookies on plate (rather than just dumping 'em) for a New Years Party and helped her prepare and cook the bruschetta. When she realized I wasn't gay she had to have me...
The fact that I like guns, conservative politics, cooking, and science fiction, and she believe in chivalry sealed it. We were marred within 8 months.
I've never been happier in my life.

[pissant]

I assume you hid your cross-dressing and flower arranging hobbies prior to the wedding...;^/