They say Charles Whitman would never have climbed that school tower with a rifle if he had only gotten laid.
(Say, y'know, I have a rifle, and there's lots of towers in Atlanta)
(batting eyelashes)
Now come on. You have to admit thats an ORIGINAL line, no? :^D
Luckily (?) I live in Austin, home of the original tower, and not Atlanta.... so suddenly I feel safer than I did a few moments ago.
Uh-oh ... You just broke one of these rules for men --- you became "safe."