Looks like a surefire way to remain single forever.
All this lameass "guyspeak" is such a turn-off.
May as well high-five after each sentence. YEAH!
Half of his observations are proof his perception is stuck in clicheland and he hasn't looked around the real world with his eyes open. It's cute and normal for newborn kittens to be so blind, but grown men should see beyond this shallow level.
I think you have an ally in Cyborg with your commentary
I think he's just trying to sell his book. I figured that out from the first sentence. The best selling books in men's magazines seem to be the 'how to attract a gorgeous girl' books in the same way diet books are peddled to women.