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Man Accused of Having Relations With Cattle
Duluth News Tribune ^
| 02/26/2005
| Associated Press
Posted on 02/27/2005 10:48:58 AM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
The article failed to tell us his DU screen name.
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posted on
02/27/2005 10:50:39 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
If he were allowed to marry the heifer, this sort of sneaking around would stop.
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posted on
02/27/2005 10:51:27 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Give the liberals a few more years and he will be able to marry the animal in five northeastern states. :-)
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posted on
02/27/2005 10:53:34 AM PST
by
cgbg
(Jodi, Stop Pooping In The Living Room!)
To: doug from upland
ROFLMFAO!
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posted on
02/27/2005 10:54:27 AM PST
by
RightWingAtheist
(Creationism is not conservative!)
To: ClearCase_guy
If he were allowed to marry the heifer, this sort of sneaking around would stop. I understand that the animal rights fanatics and Rosie O'Donnel are writing the part of the 2008 Democratic Party platform that will deal with the right to marry heifers.
To: doug from upland
"Where's the beef?"
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posted on
02/27/2005 10:58:28 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
To: ClearCase_guy
Heifer? Is Monica back in town?
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:00:19 AM PST
by
irishtenor
(If stupidity were painful, the Democrats would NEED paid health care...)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:00:38 AM PST
by
irishtenor
(If stupidity were painful, the Democrats would NEED paid health care...)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Udderly ridiculous.
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:04:08 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:05:41 AM PST
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(When you're a target of Islam, every week is Islam Awareness Week.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
"Come on up and see me sometime big boy, and I'll show you what a real cowlick is."
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:09:19 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Heifer sexual predator. I hope the bulls get him.
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:10:22 AM PST
by
afnamvet
(31st Air Wing Tuy Hoa AFB RVN 68-69 "Return with Honor")
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Maybe he used THIS approach:
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:11:29 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
To: Enterprise
Am I the only Freeper in the forum who sort of feels sorry for this old guy, he is just lonesome. He needs a nice girlfriend to keep him off the farm.
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:11:34 AM PST
by
cajungirl
(freeps are my peeps.)
To: cajungirl
"Am I the only Freeper in the forum who sort of feels sorry for this old guy, he is just lonesome." I think we should just give him a home where the buffalo roam.
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:16:44 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
My mistress heifer!
To: Enterprise
No way, not till the cows come home.
This reminds me of that old saying "why buy the cow when you get the milk free?"
there is a connection, but I haven't made it yet.
I do feel sorry for men who, well, turn to large, fat, hoofy cows for love.
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:22:22 AM PST
by
cajungirl
(freeps are my peeps.)
To: cajungirl
He needs a nice girlfriend to keep him off the farm.The cow was a female, right?
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:22:53 AM PST
by
rdb3
(The wife asked how I slept last night. I said, "How do I know? I was asleep!")
To: doug from upland
LMAO, isn't that the truth!
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posted on
02/27/2005 11:26:44 AM PST
by
Halls
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