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To: ken21

New Help Request Form From Your Computer Technology Department

 

 1. Describe your problem: ____________

 

 2. Now describe it accurately: _____________

 

 3. Speculate wildly about its cause: _______________

 

 4. Problem Severity: Minor __ Minor __ Minor __ Trivial __

 

 5. Nature of the problem: Locked Up __ Frozen __ Shoe in Monitor __  Beaten with a Club __

 

 6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes __ No __

 

 7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __

 

 8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes __ No __

 

 9. Have you made it worse? Yes __

 

 10. Have you read the manual? Yes __ No __

 

 11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes __ No __

 

 12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No __

 

 13. Do you think you understood it? Yes __ No __

 

 14. If "Yes," why do you still have a problem? ________

 

 15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? ________

 

 16. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes __ No __

 

 17. Did anyone else see this problem? Yes __ No __

 

 18. It's probably a nice day. Why aren't you outside playing? ________

 


5 posted on 02/27/2005 7:14:35 AM PST by buffyt (It is important to protect people from a local crime - what about an entire nation??????)
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To: buffyt
LOL!!

Copied/pasted/saved.

That one is gonna be on the bulletin board tomorrow ;^)
35 posted on 02/27/2005 7:55:10 AM PST by KoRn (~Halliburton Told Me......)
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To: buffyt

ping


36 posted on 02/27/2005 7:58:32 AM PST by antivenom (If your not living on the edge, you're taking up too much damn space!!!)
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