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2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
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Posted on 02/24/2005 9:56:48 PM PST by BATNF

2 TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C. He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

You gotta pass this on.....


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Spam email that I got.. But, has a good point.
1 posted on 02/24/2005 9:56:48 PM PST by BATNF
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To: BATNF

Interesting stuff


2 posted on 02/24/2005 10:00:58 PM PST by VMI70
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To: BATNF
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Hitler was never married so this is disingenuous and presents a false choice.

It's intellectually dishonest, or cheating to present this question as it is not an honest description.

I see the point and think it's good and done well, except this is an important point I'm making.

3 posted on 02/25/2005 12:09:29 AM PST by tallhappy (Juntos Podemos!)
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To: BATNF
I didn't scroll down for the answers, but here are mine:

1. No, I would not counsel said matron to have an abortion. I might gently suggest to her that she may want to keep her legs together in the future, but abort? Absolutely NOT.

2. I wouldn't vote for any of the candidates without knowing where they stand on some issues.

4 posted on 02/25/2005 6:43:12 AM PST by grellis (Neil Diamond ROCKS!!!)
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To: tallhappy

Was Hitler ever in the military?


5 posted on 02/25/2005 8:07:47 AM PST by Graycliff ("Life is just one darn thing after another; LOVE is just two darn things after each other.")
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To: Graycliff

Yes, he won two Iron Crosses in WWI.


6 posted on 02/25/2005 8:12:06 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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To: tallhappy

Hitler married Braun in the Fuhrerbunker in Berlin, April 1945. (But the marriage didn't last long.)


7 posted on 02/25/2005 11:20:54 PM PST by Lawgvr1955 (Never draw to an inside straight.)
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To: BATNF

This is so old,it has grey whiskers down to its feet and has been all over the net for at least a decade. :-)


8 posted on 02/25/2005 11:25:36 PM PST by nopardons
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To: tallhappy

Hitler was married. He and Eva Braun were married in the bunker and then they committed suicide.


9 posted on 02/25/2005 11:26:44 PM PST by nopardons
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To: nopardons

Long enough not to cheat on his wife also.


10 posted on 02/26/2005 2:48:29 PM PST by BATNF
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To: BATNF

True. :-)


11 posted on 02/26/2005 3:04:50 PM PST by nopardons
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