The Earth is Flat and the stars are simply holes in the roof that covers the flat earth.
When the Moon is Full is West Virginia it means that two cousins are getting married.
When there is a New Moon in West Virgina it means that two Gay cousins are getting married.
there must have been an eclipse when you got married.....(grin)
You guys are great! This is the funniest thread I've ever read on Free Republic.