Continue The Story: It Was a Dark and Stormy night.

[As the morning sun broke over the sea I......]

fell over the side of the boat and got eaten by a shark.

End of story!

A+++

221 posted on 10/28/2006 2:31:34 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

I'm rained in, can you get that for me?

222 posted on 10/28/2006 2:37:55 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)

You are raring to write today! That's good writing and on a good day I'd give it a shot. I'm too whiny today, however, and it is a dark and stormy night here. Rain has retired for the day. Rocketing wind gusts powering flocks of leaves make dusk eerie like Halloween should be.

223 posted on 10/28/2006 2:42:23 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)

To: Lady Jag; devolve

Here he is sitting on a wire. The rain made him shrink!

He lives on my Profile Page, lol.

224 posted on 10/28/2006 2:48:59 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

That's not my mind!

Don't let me lose my mind!

225 posted on 10/28/2006 2:56:39 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)

226 posted on 10/28/2006 2:57:34 PM PDT by devolve ( classic_moments_in_political_history)

Me, too, there are plenty of references to the style but not its riles. Till looking.

227 posted on 10/28/2006 2:57:35 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)

[That's not my mind! ]

An owl is wise!

just not in 'tandem', lol.

228 posted on 10/28/2006 3:00:34 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

To: devolve; potlatch

229 posted on 10/28/2006 3:01:03 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)

Now you're the shark stalking other boaters?

Nice picture!

230 posted on 10/28/2006 3:03:39 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

Look me in the eyes! Look me straight in the eyes, young lady, and say that to my face. I do not have a bird's brain!

231 posted on 10/28/2006 3:20:23 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)

To: Lady Jag; devolve

Funny, that looks just like the creature in the street!

I didn't know your brain escaped it's cage!

232 posted on 10/28/2006 3:23:13 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

Cripes! No use asking YOU for help!!

233 posted on 10/28/2006 3:26:35 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)

234 posted on 10/28/2006 3:40:17 PM PDT by devolve ( classic_moments_in_political_history)

I'd like to trace its origins >>>

It comes from the "Leftward Land of Silliness"!

235 posted on 10/28/2006 3:43:45 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)

YOU ARE SO BAD !

236 posted on 10/28/2006 3:44:03 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

It was a dark stormy night as Al Gore stomped in out of the cold.
"This was supposed to be a stinking desert by now," he screamed.
"If we don't get some Global Warming soon, people will laugh at me as much as when I attempted to steal the Elections in 2000."

This last year, 2019, had been the hardest of all, for him to bear. After 18 years of predicting disaster from Global Warming, the Earths climate had stayed relatively consistent. 2006 had been spectacularly bad. Record Hurricane predictions had not materialized. To make matters worse, no full grown storms had even approached the North American Continent.

Then came the primary fiasco's of the 2008 elections. He had recovered from those quite nicely, due to a cadre of of staunch "Weather Scientists" who took their Liberal Arts degrees very seriously.

His investments had not done well either. He had invested heavily in alternative fuels, just before a vast reserve of oil had been discovered in the offshore territorial waters of Israel. His Liberal TV network had eventually faded, after the Conservative steam roller thwarted Democrat/Socialist hopes in the 2006 elections.

This latest effort, however, was going to prove his theories valid. He had purchased this tract of land just outside of Portland, Washington, knowing it would soon be dessert, and his cactus and yucca growing operations could be brought to full fruition. His secret, "water from cactus and yucca," formula would make the dessert bloom again, if it would just stop raining.

He was feeling very good on one note though. Twenty five years ago he had resisted the advice of then President Clinton to have an affair. He just wasn't that kind of guy, and Dammit that Tipper was a Hottie. One of the good things through all the years. Now even she was starting to give him a hard time. Ralph Nader and Jerry Brown no longer returned his phone calls. What was a man to do?

......Tune in for the next chapter of:

"As the world remains the sameold sameold"

237 posted on 10/28/2006 3:47:33 PM PDT by rock58seg (The primaries are over. Hold you your nose if necessary, but ....VOTE!...)

238 posted on 10/28/2006 3:48:12 PM PDT by devolve ( classic_moments_in_political_history)

There he was, sitting in the rain, hat pulled down tghtly. He was reviewing the events of the day. Imagine, he a blackman at the Playboy mansion, a guest.

The bunny had engaged him in conversation and actually came on to him. As he was leaving, tucking the raincoat tight, he saw her out of the corner of his eye, She actually winked and slowly mouthed the words...."Call me."

The future was looking up. He could feel the future changing event in his bones

239 posted on 10/28/2006 3:49:51 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. get wise while yet you may)

240 posted on 10/28/2006 3:52:57 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid)

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