The poster has a point, they don't make romantic songs like they used to... I remember crooning this one to my date on the way back from the demolition derby....
Frank Zappa - Dirty Love Lyrics
Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams
Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams
I don't need your sweet devotion
An' I don't want your cheap emotion
Whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love
Your dirty love
Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddy's bottom drawer
Give me
Your dirty love
I don't believe you never seen
His book before
I don't need no consolation
I don't want your reservation
I only got one destination
An' that's your dirty love
Your dirty love
Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do
(Oh, Frenchie . . . )
Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew
I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love
Some dirty love
That dirty love
That dirty love
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Not a speck of cereal!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Nothing but the best for my dog!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Come on!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Little paws sticking up!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Little curly hairs!)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Little curly hairs!)
I want a nasty little jewish princess With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses A horny little jewish princess With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma Lonely inside Well, she can swallow my pride I want a hairy little jewish princess With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes I want a steamy little jewish princess With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums I dont want no troll I just want a yemenite hole I want a darling little jewish princess Who dont shit about cooking and is arrogant looking A vicious little jewish princess To specifically happen with a pee-pee thats snappin All up inside I just want a princess to ride Awright, back to the top...everybody twist I want a funky little jewish princess A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper A brazen little jewish princess With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits She can even be poor So long as she does it with four on the floor (vapor-lock) I want a dainty little jewish princess With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters A fragile little jewish princess With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies For two or three nights Wont someone send me a princess who bites Wont someone send me a princess who bites Wont someone send me a princess who bites