That is news.
This is supposed to be a true story. - This guy and his wife were pulling their travel trailer behind their car. He was driving, got tired, turned the driving over to her and went and got in the travel trailer. He was in the process of getting undressed to take a nap when his wife took off with a lurch, throwing him against the back door of the trailer and throwing him off on the road - stark naked. - Well, a car load of nice black fellows felt sorry for him and picked him up to follow his wife, who was long gone down the road with the car and trailer. Well, a highway patrolman drove up behind them and saw the naked white guy in the car with a carload of black guys. He thought it looked suspicious, like maybe the guy was possibly going to be tarred and feathered or something. So he pursued. They stopped, explained what had happened; and the officer offered to take him in the patrol car at an accelerated speed with sirens blaring to attempt to find his wife. So, they did.. and they found her stopped at a store. They met her coming out of the store, and she hadn't even known he wasn't in the trailer because she had walked in front of the car instead of behind the trailer getting in the store. So, the man joined her in the car after going in the trailer and putting on some clothes.
Later that evening, they stopped at a nice restaurant for supper. When they finished a nice meal and started to get up to leave, his wife noticed that he had forgotten to zip up when he dressed. "XYZ!" she said. So, he zipped up. Then when they did get up to leave finally, he had gotten the tablecloth caught in his zipper, got up and pulled the whole table of dirty dishes, glasses, everything off in the floor.
Imagine this happened to you. - It is STILL funny!