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Lawsuit Claims Bizarre Ritual With Koko The Gorilla
AP ^ | 2.18.05

Posted on 02/18/2005 5:01:51 PM PST by ambrose

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1 posted on 02/18/2005 5:01:52 PM PST by ambrose
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Hmmm..., well, that's how my wife bonded with me....


2 posted on 02/18/2005 5:07:16 PM PST by freebilly (I am The Thread Killer! DO NOT REPLY!)
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claim in a $1 million lawsuit that they were ordered to expose their breasts

Bonding by exposing breasts . . ..That'll work with me, or most any other dirty old men...

3 posted on 02/18/2005 5:07:21 PM PST by utahguy (Ya gotta kill it before you grill it: Ted Nugent)
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To: ambrose

For a minute I thought this was going to be another Michael Jackson story.


4 posted on 02/18/2005 5:07:32 PM PST by skip_intro
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To: ambrose

Hey!

5 posted on 02/18/2005 5:08:41 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: freebilly
Hmmm..., well, that's how my wife bonded with me....

Isn't that how it works? :)

6 posted on 02/18/2005 5:08:57 PM PST by utahguy (Ya gotta kill it before you grill it: Ted Nugent)
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To: ambrose
I wonder if they taught Koko how to sign, "hubba hubba."
7 posted on 02/18/2005 5:09:10 PM PST by colorado tanker (The People Have Spoken)
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To: ambrose

I hate to point this out,but Koko IS a cunning linguist.


8 posted on 02/18/2005 5:12:43 PM PST by genefromjersey (So much to flame;so little time !)
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To: billorites

Hey, Baby . . . I'm ape over you.... let's monkey around.... no, that's not a banana in my pocket, i'm just glad to see you.


9 posted on 02/18/2005 5:15:16 PM PST by utahguy (Ya gotta kill it before you grill it: Ted Nugent)
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To: ambrose

Doesn't seem like an unreasonable supposition to me.


10 posted on 02/18/2005 5:28:41 PM PST by Ignatius J Reilly
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To: ambrose

Wait until Rush gets ahold of this!


11 posted on 02/18/2005 5:30:23 PM PST by BenLurkin
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We're still bonding....


12 posted on 02/18/2005 5:31:36 PM PST by freebilly (I am The Thread Killer! DO NOT REPLY!)
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The two women were fired Aug. 6, 2004. In the suit, Alperin, 47, is seeking $719,830 in damages while Keller, 48, is asking for $366,192.

Alperin must have a nicer rack.

13 posted on 02/18/2005 6:56:59 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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did Koko throw them beads?


14 posted on 02/21/2005 9:39:36 AM PST by Rakkasan1 (no government program is ever a failure-it's just 'underfunded'...)
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To: farmfriend; from occupied ga; cavtrooper21; shaggy eel; blackie; Cyrano; Ditter; MacDorcha; ...

animal rights PING

If animals have rights I guess they can be sued wouldn't you say?


15 posted on 02/22/2005 6:25:52 AM PST by Terriergal (What is the meaning of life?? Man's chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him for ever.)
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Just ask some of those PETA antifur nuts to do it. They'll be glad to.

Just tell her Koko wants a fur coat.


16 posted on 02/22/2005 6:39:23 AM PST by Terriergal (What is the meaning of life?? Man's chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him for ever.)
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Boy she musta really gave that Bic a workout!


17 posted on 02/22/2005 6:40:10 AM PST by Terriergal (What is the meaning of life?? Man's chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him for ever.)
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Full of charm & appeal: handsome, elegant, intelligent, sweet - he's really ideal.


18 posted on 02/22/2005 6:45:45 AM PST by HitmanLV
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Yes and make them cover their privates with something!

Have they no shame ~ where has modesty gone?


19 posted on 02/22/2005 8:26:59 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: ambrose
Where's PETA and ACLU?

This monkey's civil rights have been trampled! This type of behavior in the workplace is unacceptable!

20 posted on 02/22/2005 8:32:23 AM PST by TexasCajun
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