When Clinton was president, he attended the opening night of baseball.
Before the game began, he picked up Hillary by the collar and wasteband and threw her onto the field.
The Secret Service ran up and said: "No, no, Mr. President. You were supposed to throw out the first PITCH."
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name Tylenol® is acetaminophen. Aleve® is
known as naproxen, Amoxil® is amoxicillin, and Advil® is ibuprophen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra®. After
consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it has
settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,
mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra® will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi® Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign
claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives
new meaning to the names of cocktails and highballs. Pepsi will market
the new formula by the name, Mount & Do.
Great!!!