These fine young men have given us volumes of new material for Friday Silliness threads!!
(Quoting from Monty Python skits has become tiresome. . . harumph!)
(Quoting from Monty Python skits has become tiresome. . . harumph!)
Bob: Here's the last of our five-point questions. Girls, tell me where, specifically, is the weeeeeiirdest place that you personally, girls, have ever gotten the urge the make whoopee. The weirdest place. Olga?
Olga: Umm . . . (audience laughter)
[pause]
Bob: Yes, Olga?
Olga: Uh . . .
Henry: Go ahead.
Bob: Yes, Olga.
Olga: I'm trying to think. Umm . . . [Turns to husband.] Gee Henry, what did you say?
Bob: Hey, don't ask him. He can't help you out at all.
Olga: Is it in the a$$? [Last three words bleeped]
Bob: No no no . . . no . . . what I'm talking about is the weirdest location, the weirdest place . . .
Olga: The weirdest location. I don't know. [Laughs]
Hank: [Laughs uproariously]
And you think "Napoleon Dynamite" is better?!
GOSH!
Heard this one on TV earlier this week:
A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me a beer and a mop."
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...