LOL, Hurry!
Did you put that Debbie Gibson tape up for auction yet at E-bay? LOL
So a guy is selling door to door.
The door opens and a little boy is there. "Is your Mommy home, son?" asks the guy.
"No. I'm sorry. She's in prison for prostitution.", says the kid
A little surprised, "How about your dad? Is he home?", asks the guy
"Oh he's dead. He got shot in a bank robbery attempt".
(even more surprised) "Well do you have any brothers and sisters I could talk with?"
"Well I have a brother and sister. My sister is in a de-tox hospital and my brother is at Harvard".
(hmmmm..thinking to himself. Mom is a hooker, dad is a dead bank robber and sister is an addict but brother is at Harvard). "Son, now knowing what you've told me about your family, how'd your brother get to Harvard?"
"In a jar", says the boy.