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*** UNOFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
TheBigB
| 2.18.05
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Posted on 02/18/2005 10:27:37 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance
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To: Hornet19
This has to be the best silly thread. I cannot stop laughing. I keep looking out my window to see if men in white coats are coming up my drive.
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posted on
02/18/2005 12:20:29 PM PST
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: peacebaby
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posted on
02/18/2005 12:20:43 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(At first it was "Relief", then "Welfare", now it's "Entitlements". What will they call it next?)
To: r-q-tek86
163
posted on
02/18/2005 12:23:20 PM PST
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
02/18/2005 12:23:26 PM PST
by
Radix
(This country needs a seriously good buggy whip government subsidy program.)
To: pbrown
I'm glad to hear that!!
Haha, hehe, hoho
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posted on
02/18/2005 12:23:30 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(At first it was "Relief", then "Welfare", now it's "Entitlements". What will they call it next?)
To: Fierce Allegiance
166
posted on
02/18/2005 12:24:27 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(At first it was "Relief", then "Welfare", now it's "Entitlements". What will they call it next?)
To: weave09
What's this: clip clop, clip clop, bang!
An Amish drive-by shooting...
167
posted on
02/18/2005 12:24:31 PM PST
by
bruin66
(Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
To: Radix
To: OXENinFLA
I'll be back in a bit, I need a smoke
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posted on
02/18/2005 12:26:56 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(At first it was "Relief", then "Welfare", now it's "Entitlements". What will they call it next?)
To: MarkL
170
posted on
02/18/2005 12:28:06 PM PST
by
Tolik
To: najida
Couldn't you just melt in those beautiful bedroom eyes??????
171
posted on
02/18/2005 12:28:18 PM PST
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: Dallas59
172
posted on
02/18/2005 12:28:18 PM PST
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: Fierce Allegiance
Amish and the Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then as these numbers began to light in reverse order. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother."
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posted on
02/18/2005 12:28:40 PM PST
by
Sax
To: Fierce Allegiance
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posted on
02/18/2005 12:29:12 PM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: Fierce Allegiance
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posted on
02/18/2005 12:29:47 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(At first it was "Relief", then "Welfare", now it's "Entitlements". What will they call it next?)
To: ArGee
176
posted on
02/18/2005 12:30:28 PM PST
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: r-q-tek86
177
posted on
02/18/2005 12:30:48 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(At first it was "Relief", then "Welfare", now it's "Entitlements". What will they call it next?)
To: pbrown
Yeah,
he's reeeaaallllll purty to look at!
178
posted on
02/18/2005 12:30:57 PM PST
by
najida
(http://www.lotusdance.com/HouseTools.html.)
To: r-q-tek86
I don't know how much more my face and sids can stand. I'm in real pain here from all the laughing. I love it.
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posted on
02/18/2005 12:31:37 PM PST
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: najida
180
posted on
02/18/2005 12:32:25 PM PST
by
najida
(http://www.lotusdance.com/HouseTools.html.)
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