My boss (ex) being fired, two weeks after he hired me, for embezzlement. He eventually went to jail. Evidently stealing a couple of million dollars didn't go over to well.
It is amazing, where I work the frown on stealing too. Oh well.
I delivered pizzas one summer while I was going to college -- the franchise was bouncing paychecks to me (I was always the last to cash my check because I was mailing it to my bank back at school) because it turns out the manager was spending all of the money on "900" number phone calls.
"OMFG U N00B, WTF R U DOING POSTING VANITY IN THE NEWS/ACTIVISM!!"
One morning around 3am I was diagnosing a cable problem under the floor at a data center. While crawling around down there, negotiating all the cables, I noticed that the open tile was put back leaving me in the dark, on my stomach and under several racks of computer hardware.
I started screaming for someone to get me out and all I heard back was something that sounded like "Mother of Mercy" in Spanish. Fifteen minutes later the floor opens and there are two policemen, guns drawn yelling at me to come out with my hands up.