1) This was an excellent post for pondering the options.
2) You knew it would likely go over like a lead balloon with some veteran Freepers and I suspect you used a new name for that reason.
3) Come clean and tell us your real Freeper name.
4) I for one will forgive you.
LOL
I bet he will not answer any of our comments because object of this enterprise is to see how off the charts our response goes.
I see it being teased like a cat with a fake mouse.
And, you knew this was coming: Be careful, God is watching, and She may not be pleased. ;)