He went away, and you hung around
And bothered me, every night
And when I wouldn't go out with you,
You said things that weren't very nice.
My boyfriend's back, and there's gonna be trouble
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
When you see him comin', better cut out on the double
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
He's been straight in life, while I was untrue
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
So look out now, cause he's comin' after you
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
(Hey, he knows that you've been tryin')
(And he knows that you've been lyin')
He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
Now he's back and things are real fine
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
(Hey, he knows I wasn't cheatin'
Now, you're gonna get a beatin')
What made you think he'd believe all your lies, wahoo... wahoo...
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size, wahoo... wahoo...
Wait and see!
My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
Yeah, my boyfriend's back... (etc til fade)
RAAAAAAAAALOL
"Hey Babe, After you take out the trash,
cook dinner
change the baby
do the laundry
put out the dog
bring in the cat
find the TV remote
unclog the toilet
move the 400 lb. big screen TV to the OTHER side of the room so I can see it better AND....
Get Me A Beer,.........
get your Lazy ass over here AND use this swiss army knife to pop this small boil on my back ???