We are not allowed to link to where I got this garbage but if you want a link to read the whole thread, FReepmail me.
It's my money, not the government's money. Come and kick my ass tough guy.
And this red county is playing for the blue hellholes in my own state, so in the words of Kid Rock - "Sit yer ass down before I blast you one."
Check this out.
and they loved Jimmah Carter, he was from the South....
but they changed their minds about Jimmah when he started doing weird stuff like dressing up like this...
DU kids say the darndest things.
I like the way this mother f**ker expresses himself. Goddamn well said.
Pretty d*** funny! Had to laugh as some of it rings true!
And no, I will never suggest they ever have another Republican Convention there. I almost wet my britches worrying over the last one.
I have some other things to say, but they are not for public dissemination.
All in all, to give credit where credit is due, it was a funny rant.
Now he can get back on his Prozac.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Massachusetts and Connecticut rank first and second, respectively, for having the lowest divorce rates in the nation, according to new 1994 divorce data from the National Center for Health Statistics. Both states experienced a moderate drop in divorce rates between 1992 and 1994 to remain at the top of the list. Massachusetts fell from 2.8 in 1992 to 2.4 in 1994, while Connecticut fell from 3.1 to 2.8.
Nevada once again had the highest divorce rate in the country, even though it experienced the most marked drop in divorce rates during the two-year period. Nevada fell from 11.4 in 1992 to 9.0 in 1994.
The divorce rate per 1,000 population for the entire United States was 4.6 in 1994, down from 4.8 in 1992. Generally, rates were lower in the Northeast and Midwest and higher in the West and Southeast.
Only four states (New York, South Dakota, Missouri, and Mississippi) experienced a rise in divorce rates between 1992 and 1994. Eight other states held the same rate during 1992 and 1994. Vermont, with a drop in the divorce rate from 5.2 to 4.0, rose in rank from 27th to a tie for 15th position.
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OMG, someone actually took the time to write that drivel? And wasn't being sarcastic?
(Just watch out for the fast-talking disclaimer. You know, "MayCauseRashes,Scabs,ExplosiveDiharrea,Nosebleeds,RupturedEardrums,Autism,BirthDefects,PrematureEjacultion,Dropsy,NarcolepsyAndMeasles. ThereIsAlsoALowRiskOfSexualSideEffects. Use as directed.")
Besides,I could also swear more articulately in Hungarian when I was five.