My grandfather sat me down and told me to be single for the rest of my life, and to raise my children the same way.
I'll never forget what my grandfather told me about how to select a wife. He said never marry a woman with big hands; it will make your di*k look small.
"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me about how to select a wife. He said never marry a woman with big hands; it will make your di*k look small."
I bet you never looked at grandma's hands the same way