[506trooper]

I was going to let my wife of 39+ years read this, but I decided to trash her browser to prevent it.

I don't want to have to answer all the points one by one. It would be a losing proposition.

I used to feign deafness to avoid responding to stuff like this.

I learned my lesson the day she asked me "Do these pants make me look fat"? and I replied "It's not the pants".

[Slip18]

"I learned my lesson the day she asked me "Do these pants make me look fat"? and I replied "It's not the pants".

You missed your chance. You could have said, "What's inside those pants make me excited."

Guys miss out on the best opportunities.

[eccentric]

LOL no, if you had learned your lesson, you wouldn't be telling all of us....