[Gingersnap]

"I've been told that I'm a machine."

I'll bet! But do you glow in the dark, have multiple attachments, and rate a "Best Buy" for your price range in Consumer's Report?

I thought not.

[Lazamataz]

I'll bet! But do you glow in the dark, have multiple attachments, and rate a "Best Buy" for your price range in Consumer's Report

• But do you glow in the dark> -- Yes. After that unfortunate accident at the 9 Mile Point reactor, I do glow in the dark.

• have multiple attachments -- Yes. Besides the normal sexual accoutrements such as .... um, special rings and ticklers ... I also can wear a hat.

• and rate a "Best Buy" for your price range in Consumer's Report -- Since I'm willing to pay you, I don't see how that's a consideration.