You're awfully new to be part of the apostrophe police, but since you're from Texas. . . . ;-)
lol! I'm actually not that new. Had a dif. screenname before this one. Also, I've lurked for quite a long time. :)
I forgot that the signup was so new, and got all swagger-y wearing my shiny new grammar badge!
(But please take note that you're the only person I've ever corrected, and it was only because I liked your tagline.)