I found this piece on a military-oriented site. Most likely people in uniform who took more than a cursory glance -- as you two obviously did -- would find it amusing.
Ditto. I respect members of all branches of the military. Their lives are not useless, as stated in the oaths. I quit reading when I got to that word. My own daughter is serving in the Army. I have met many of the brave young Americans that serve with her. Not a useless one in the bunch.
I spent eight years on subs fighting the Soviets and I thought they were all hysterical (and accurate in many respects).