It's been posted before, but I haven't seen it for at least a couple of years.
As a former sailor, I have to attest to the absolute accuracy of the Navy Oath of Allegiance, except that a crucial detail was omitted: I hereby swear to NEVER wash my coffee cup. (The black crud gives the coffee "flavor.")
As a not so former soldier, I had to laugh a bit there, too--I've been to so many training sessions since basic that I no longer remember which ones I've done. And I haven't even been in a year yet!
At least the Air Force appreciates the virtues of Gold Bond powder [warning, slightly risque].
http://www.razzorr.com/post/14jan05/GoldBondPowder.wmv