Kitty Caption LXXXVI – Valentine’s Day and Dogs

Very nice pic there. Thanks for sharing.
Pudge looks pretty happy doesn't he?! :-)
Yes. :^)

61 posted on 02/15/2005 2:21:44 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

LOL - this must be something at which the orange ones with Irish names particularly excel. Love it!

Lots of our critters excel at those impressions. They learn from watching each other, I guess. LOL!

I'd just finished reading Mary Stewart's series (for the umpteenth time) about King Arthur when Morgan and her sister arrived and that's what gave me the idea for her name.

62 posted on 02/15/2005 2:28:25 AM PST by radu (May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)

Hmmm. Interesting. A kitty watching on tv a kitty watching on tv a kitty watching on tv a kitty watching on tv a kitty watching on tv . . . . . . . . . . with each kitty in succession getting smaller and smaller until you have a final kitty the size of the smallest particle of matter possible watching a little kitty on a teeny little tv . . . Hmmm. . . I think I've discovered a new scientific thing . . that there are actually no smallest possible particles of matter . . . the teeny kitties would just go on ad infinitum.

63 posted on 02/15/2005 3:39:51 AM PST by Twinkie (Goo Goo Gitchy Poo Woopsie!)

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day 180

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 am - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day 181

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day 182

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining a piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was .....Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the aroma of some of their favorite foods. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

64 posted on 02/15/2005 4:21:48 AM PST by Fintan (You'd think I had better things to do than to sit around thinking up banal taglines.)

65 posted on 02/15/2005 4:40:33 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

66 posted on 02/15/2005 4:41:34 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

BUMP!

Remove the hillbilly dog before he gets hurt.

67 posted on 02/15/2005 4:57:42 AM PST by Sassy_Sissy ( http://www.democratsindecline.com)

He has a body guard.

68 posted on 02/15/2005 5:01:28 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

To: Conspiracy Guy; All

How inconsiderate....the dogs are stinking up the thread. When's the last time they had a bath? Apparently you can't read....the next dog thread I'm bombarding it with cats to clean the thread up.

ALL: Don't use Hartz FLea and Tick killer...IT LIETERALLY KILLS!!

HARTZVICTIM.ORG

69 posted on 02/15/2005 5:06:56 AM PST by Sassy_Sissy ( http://www.democratsindecline.com)

Dogs and Cats need time on any thread. I have one of each. A Chocolate Lab and a Black Alley Cat. The live in peace and share the house.

70 posted on 02/15/2005 5:14:46 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Reading is fundamental. Comprehension is optional.)

Hey -- why you flip me the bird? ROFLOL.

71 posted on 02/15/2005 5:26:15 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Red Sox, Patriots, President Bush, Free Republic)

Uh...wait a minute...you said, "...welcome to the doghouse." Does this mean that YOU are in the doghouse?!

Are you kidding, The doghouse (along with the couch) is my "permanent residence".

72 posted on 02/15/2005 5:28:49 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Red Sox, Patriots, President Bush, Free Republic)

I need to think about it. Details next week.

73 posted on 02/15/2005 5:30:16 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Red Sox, Patriots, President Bush, Free Republic)

I need some suggestions regarding FR Cat Show.... Tired of the dogs getting all the attention, ROFLOL.

74 posted on 02/15/2005 5:32:31 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Red Sox, Patriots, President Bush, Free Republic)

75 posted on 02/15/2005 5:32:50 AM PST by hiredhand (Pudge the Indestructible Kitty lives at http://www.justonemorefarm.com)

Are you kidding, The doghouse (along with the couch) is my "permanent residence".

I've been there MANY times!....not lately....but I'm not sure why. :-)

76 posted on 02/15/2005 5:34:22 AM PST by hiredhand (Pudge the Indestructible Kitty lives at http://www.justonemorefarm.com)

I'd just finished reading Mary Stewart's series (for the umpteenth time) about King Arthur when Morgan and her sister arrived and that's what gave me the idea for her name.

Have you read The Mists of Avalon by Marian Zimmer-Bradley? If you're into the Arthurian legends, that one is a great choice.

Of course, T.H. White's The Once and Future King is also a favorite.

77 posted on 02/15/2005 5:38:50 AM PST by Allegra ("They Just Love to Walk in the Middle of the Road!")

I need some suggestions regarding FR Cat Show.... Tired of the dogs getting all the attention, ROFLOL.

I know of these two cats named Dulcie and Finbar who are absolutely beautiful and really must be represented in a FR cat show.

Of course, I'm not at all biased or anything. ;-)

78 posted on 02/15/2005 5:41:43 AM PST by Allegra ("They Just Love to Walk in the Middle of the Road!")

To: PilloryHillary

79 posted on 02/15/2005 6:29:37 AM PST by iceskater (Madness takes it toll. Please have exact change ready.)

The Mists of Avalon was great but the following novels in the series descended into Mother Earth worship. I loved Mists of Avalon and was totally disappointed in the other novels.

I'm an Arthurian legend junkie - I think I've read every King Arthur version there is.

80 posted on 02/15/2005 6:33:21 AM PST by iceskater (Madness takes it toll. Please have exact change ready.)

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