Nah, been living alone for the last eight years.
Just me and my dog.
What kind of dog?
Curtis Sliwa of Gaurdian Angels and WABC Radio fame was getting married for the THIRD time. I was his last caller while he was still a "free man". I told him he didn't need to get married because I figured out his problem, "Curtis, you just don't like to eat alone. Get a dog and let it sit at the table."
I also asked, "What have you been using as a pick up line? "Hi, I'm Curtis, would you like a house?"
Last I suggested that he cut to the finale and save all that time getting married, "Find a woman you dispise and give her a house."