[HenryLeeII]

I'm not sure, but I may have been to that Chinese restaurant. Guy at the counter have almond shaped eyes, anthracite black, laser straight hair? Didn't speak English so well? Egg rolls come in the wax paper sleves? Little plastic packets of soy sauce? No knives, but chopsticks if you ask for them?

Don't be silly, Owl. You live in Philly and the place that SoCal is describing is obviously the one I go to where I live, at least five hours away from you. Unless there's more than one Chinese take-out place where the workers all have straight black hair, some sort of an accent, and wear white tee-shirts under their ginger-sauce smeared aprons...

[HenryLeeII]

I still find it amazing that people who have never mastered the art of basic cutlery could build something as marvelous as the Grand Coolie Dam.