if xshub would stop parking behind my side of the garage, i would be a perfectly GOOD driver....
When the end of the world comes, everybody on earth goes to
heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the
other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also,
I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are
gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were
dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of
men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of
yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped
by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and
made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you
manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I
don't know, my wife told me to stand here."