I'll never forget the wildly delusional "I BELIEVE" thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=203&topic_id=166109&mesg_id=166109
"I am Doohickie! Patriotic, Troop lovin' DUmmie Poster and king of all things delusional!
My fellow DUmmies, we all know that John Kerry won the national election. It's a DUmmie fact! And it's only a matter of time before the MSM and MR and MRS Amerikkka realise it too!
The drugs coursing through my veins tell me that John F Kerry is going to pull this out! Big time!! That is, if we BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give me a high five! Better still, give a big Dummie BOUNCING GREEN BALL!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am nuts! am Doohickie, and I approve this message."