Pay no attention to the minor discomfort you may feel as you are
brutally humanely questioned by the
chief information extractor master data analyst.
I promise there will be minimal loss of consciousness, er, conscientiousness... yes... conscientiousness...
Pay no attention to the the restraints and the sodium pentathol as everything is perfectly under control.
There really is no-one sneaking up behind you..
/ bad joke.
If you're legit, the mods will be able to tell soon enough.
They have mysterious ways.