the vast majority of it is of laughably inept quality?
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Don't you really mean 100% no exceptions? If not, give me an example of an anti-evolutionist author you won't scoff at and maybe we can have a discussion. If you scoff at every single one, what's the point?
Give me an example of a creationist or IDer who has proposed any argument not found in William Paley's "Natural Theology", published in 1802.
The last really great scientific opponent of evolution was Louis Agassiz (1807-1873).