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Harley Davidson meets God

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.
Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward will be to hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then
said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took
Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you
were the one who invented the Harley Davidson
motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me." God
commented, "So what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and
pollution, and can't run without a road?" Arthur was
apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me,
but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Umm,
yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to
professional, you have some major design flaws in your
invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the
front-end protrusion; 2. It chatters constantly at
high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and
wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close
to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are
outrageous!!" "Hmmmm, you may have some good points
there," replied God, "Hold on." God went to his
Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a
slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true
that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but
according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."